"Good Morning you awesome Estvulonians!
You are such a great country dude, we really love you Estvulonians man. Awesome! And by the way - we will put some of our troops here outside Thai-linn. Awesome!"
Crude Oil Café is not only serving good coffee and fresh croissants - it is also slightly politically incorrect, oozing with irony, anti American, totally egoistic and defenitely pathetic i.e a place where most men older than 25 will feel at home! WELCOME!